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老师:“小明,你用‘果然’这个词造个句子。”

小明:“先吃水‘果’,‘然’后再喝汽水……”

老师:“不对,不对,不能将‘果’与‘然’两个字分开!”

小明:“老师别急,我还没有说完,整个句子是——先吃水果,

然后再喝汽水,果然拉肚子。”

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